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its okay to Immediately Murder me even if we aren’t mutuals
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"Are pigs flyin'? Are these bitches tryin' me??"
its okay to Immediately Murder me even if we aren’t mutuals
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when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot
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there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
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leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings
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According to my nephews Julius Caesar book, Guy Fieri was there.
on the lookout for some funky joints
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i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die
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